move out the way

this isn't someone for a Sunday stroll. this is a cyborg on a fucking mission to terminate something, somewhere.

bold statements

this is the coolest picture anyone will ever take of any one of us, ever. how's that for a bold statement?

super dope

dude in SF takes mopeds circa 1977 and doubles the HP legally -- and you don't need a license, insurance or registration on these things. nice work.

he did it

Roy dropped everything, bought a Suzuki, rode up the entire coast (yes, to Canada) and back in one piece.

All hail Roy. A newbie no more, a seasoned lad with a spring in his step and a twinkle in his eye. I take that last part back about the twinkle.

behold the Ruckus

how cool are these things?!

1 sec

hey its Valentino, i'm courtside at Wimbledon and I earn $30 million a year.

you good man?

how are things?

gravity is non-negotiable